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It may be from the blog layout, the content, or if I really can’t think of anything I’ll just randomly generate two numbers and splice those two…</p></blockquote>http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296510720http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296510720Sat, 25 May 2013 07:10:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ed489368a567a2d81b7066ce9677f6a/tumblr_mmc3ke3nAj1r656v2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/51278271537/thelilnan-1-medium-heart-rinsed-and-cut">fuckingrecipes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelilnan.tumblr.com/post/51151045744">thelilnan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/92d88b92864159837b71a66925fe8051/tumblr_inline_mn9bjvf2JU1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><span>1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes</span><br/><span>2 tablespoons all-purpose flour</span><br/><span>2 tablespoons vegetable oil</span><br/><span>1 large onion, peeled and sliced</span><br/><span>1 cup water</span><br/><span>2 teaspoons salt</span><br/><span>1 tablespoon minced garlic</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <ol id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_515"><li id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_514"><span id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_513">Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated.</span></li> <li><span>Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat. </span></li> <li id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_551"><span id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_550">Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough. </span></li> <li><span>Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic.</span></li> <li id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_523"><span id="yui_3_7_3_1_1369454673530_522">Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes.</span></li> </ol><p><span>The ‘Heart’ can be any medium-to-large mammal. I prefer Beef or venison, but to each their own. </span></p> <p><span>Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker. </span></p> </blockquote>http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296409520http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296409520Sat, 25 May 2013 07:07:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99c3988a2642b32eabd66cf14edf979c/tumblr_mnc7ycFrVR1qkvbwso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/51282022206/source" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://itthing.com/most-ironic-deaths">Source</a></p></blockquote>http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296400930http://asexual-blowjobs.tumblr.com/post/51296400930Sat, 25 May 2013 07:07:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvorldwideweb.tumblr.com/post/41883558056/im-like-60-sadness-and-40-bad-jokes">vvorldwideweb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes</p> 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